We are delighted to offer you admission to the Higher Education Learning Library! Our nine year trade school offers exhaustive study in statistics, probability, cause and effect, ethics, philosophy, poetry, psychology, wellness, and judicial certifications. Please complete the form enclosed using your full name and correct pronouns and return promptly in the envelope provided. We look forward to welcoming you at the gates!
Regards,
V̶̡͚̪̯͉͌̀̑̍͊͗̆͝ͅǐ̴͕̼̩̗͚̏̉̈͌͘͠r̶̰͕̮̒̃͆͌̆̒̀͛̎͑̚͝g̶̡̛̪͙̭͓̱̰̻̬̞͚͕͇͛͒̅͂̾͐̕͜͝͠i̸̩̲̙̹̗͕̼̳͚͉̣̺̓̓̿̑̓̿̇́̈́̎͜͝ͅl̷̠̼̙͚̩̩̠̙̈́̈͂́̓͗̆͑̚͠͝
Dean of Students