“…I’m you. From the future.”
“You’re right I don’t believe you.”
“Don’t try to shoot me, you’ll regret it. We only have one superpower-”
“And what’s that?”
“We can go back to the last moment we decided to kill ourself.”
“What?”
“You know what? Go ahead, shoot me. Love me a good paradox.”
“What?!”
“We’ve done this so many times. One of these loops you’ll get it.”
“I’m not listening to you anymore.”
bang.
“…what?”
“You’re the worst criminal in History. Give me one reason not to kill you.”
“…wow. Okay, so you probably won’t believe me, but…”